$o.39 treasure
One day a young man called george was taking his weekly trip to value village. He was walking down the used junk aisle[where he gets most of his possesions] when he saw it. A trunk! It was just the right size and it looked like something they would use in all the old time movies. He had to deliberate for a while, 39 cents was a little pricey for his liking but he decided it was worth every penny. When George got home, he examined the trunk closely. He saw on the center the name engraved “Harry Mayo”. Creepy, his Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfathers name! He decided to open the box, to check for toiletry compartments and whatnot and inside there was a beautiful, amazing, jar of original hellmans mayonaise. And a note. But George was too preocupied with this wonderful jar of mayonaise, so he opened it and took a deep long, heavy,whiff. and died. Well he thought so anyway. He woke up 3 days later from the wetness of his cat, relish’s, tounge. He sat up, looked around and tried to remember what happend. He realized that it was wednesday. And that he had missed his favorite holiday! flag day! Anyways, after his short depression, he looked inside the trunk and decided to finally read that note. It said: ” if your reading this, you are a true mayo decendent. This trunk has been passed down by mayo ancestors for over 13565633.8345 years. And by the way. DONT OPEN THE MAYONAISE!
Filed by two19 at September 24th, 2007 under Uncategorized
